绝对经典,央视《神雕侠侣》暴笑评【热门】

2005-08-03   发表于 灌水   阅读 2088   回复 2
首先感谢央视给我们带来新的古装版《人猿泰山》
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(1):少年杨过:长的丑就算了,你能不能不要这么猥琐?
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(2):杨过是及格的,头发是漂染的,
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(3):服装是皮草的,
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(4):玄铁是巨型的,估计比+15的破山攻还高
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(5):龙女是痴呆的,表情是幼稚的,演技是木头的,哎,水灵的亦菲...可惜...
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(7):衣服是公主的,并且是仙剑的
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(8):郭靖是丑陋的,样子是太 监的(旁是胸前贴着八卦符的丘处机道长)
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(9):黄蓉是平庸的,活象是媒婆的
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(10):骗人
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(11):郭芙是惊艳的,造型是妖女的
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(12):郭襄是可爱的
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(13):打扮是宝玉的
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(14):程英是烈性的,马甲是紧身的
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(15):无双是稚嫩的,身份是童工的
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(16):绿萼是环保的,裙子是青菜的(好大一莴苣)
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(17):莫愁是妖姬的,一身是漆黑的
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(18):说得好听点:凤凰中烧锅炉的
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(19):表情是做作的,台词是肉麻的。
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(20):尹志平是美容院做面膜的
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(21):造型师是欠砍的,道具师是该揍的
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(22):造型师是欠砍的,道具师是该揍的
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(23):总导演是莫名的,制片人是去死的,电视台是被涮的,众观众是……绝望的
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(24):群众:“请问这里是《西游记》剧组吗?”
导演:“去你弟,这里是《神雕侠侣》。”
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(25):《神雕侠侣》异志版
《神雕侠侣》神怪版
《神雕侠侣》山海经版啊
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寒!1
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